I just don’t get how people can be sooo f*cking annoying when watching a movie. My boyfriend and I watched “Jumper” last night, (We’ve been meaning to watch it last week but we’ve no time for it..) and we got a spot at the balcony right smack in the middle of the theater (just the way I like it). There were a couple behind us who were talking while the movie was in progress, they weren’t that noisy (AT FIRST!) so I didn’t pay too much attention. But as the movie went on the girl’s voice got louder, she was laughing, taking, laughing some more, talking some more as if there weren’t anyone inside the theather… Geezzz!!! I was really ticked off, my boyfriend was trying to calm me down as I give the girl my “EVIL EYE”.. Well, that didn’t work so I called out to her and told her to keep it down she apologized but I was still pissed, a few minutes later they left without finishing the movie they DIDN”T EVEN INTEND ON WATCHING!!! I thought, if you didn’t want to watch the movie it’s fine, or if you got there and realized you don’t wanna watch it, then get the F*CK out!!!
BOTTOMLINE: Pay a little respect to the people who went there to see it!
With those things in mind, I’ve written down some of what I think should be the do’s and/or dont’s in watching a movie at the theater:
1. As I have written my explanation above… Please shut your pie hole while watching a movie!
2. It’s not enough to keep your celfone off or on silent, PUHLEEAAZE stop checking it for messages. It’s like shining a spotlight into people’s god damn eyes!
3. If you can’t get a baby sitter for your kids (taking a break from being a mom/dad by watching a movie is understandable), PLEASE keep them as behaved as possible. Be considerate of other people’s right to watch in peace.
4. Stay in your own PAID space – You paid for a seat, make sure you keep yourself there, don’t go throwing your foot on someone else’s chair! (someone even said: Don’t kick the back of my seat unless you want me to kick the front of your pants! – LOL)
5. Stop talking to the characters in the movie! THEY WON’T HEAR YOU!!!! – sad but true. =P
6. DON’T SAVE SEATS FOR YOUR LATE FRIENDS! Everyone who paid deserves to be seated and your friends who are late did not pay extra to be reserved.
7. After opening a bag of chips (which is absof*ckinloutely irritating!) either you keep it open or keep it closed, don’t go changing your mind every 5 seconds and making that annoying sound of rasping plastic!!! Also, if moving the straw in your drink creates that ear-piercing sound, TAKE THE LID OFF!!!
8. Please go make porn somewhere else. (’nuff said)
HAPPY VIEWING!!! ^_^
